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Abusive Elmo On-Demand

Communication — Enter your friend's number and Abusive Elmo will call [Web App, Funny, Messaging]
Communicationest. 2015
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 28, 2026
Pulse 40.0 · 1/4
40.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 17 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 28, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 17 probesavg response 1101 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
abusiveelmoondemand.com
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Abusive Elmo On-Demand's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 28, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
The Infinite Jukeboxentertainmenttag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Bill Simmons - Abbey Wambachentertainmenttag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Analyse Asia 69: Uber versus Didi, OlaCabs and GrabTaxi with Josh Horwitzentertainmenttag-overlap100%16.00.0→ redirected
The Feed - 15: Mr. Robot's cybersecurity expert visits usentertainmenttag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Custom Prank Callai-toolstag-overlap100%— unverified
Coruscant Pulse - Episode 7entertainmenttag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
SleepJethealthtag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Reedioentertainmenttag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-28 00:17Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare326alive
2026-08-19 14:12Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare1314alive
2026-08-11 00:46Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare949alive
2026-08-08 06:41Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare731alive
2026-08-05 19:00Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare1795alive
2026-07-30 18:14Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare1118alive
2026-07-23 09:37Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare2222alive
2026-07-17 09:41Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare3108alive
2026-07-11 09:00Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare672alive
2026-07-04 12:58Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare665alive
2026-06-23 14:07Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare728alive
2026-06-21 17:11Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare272alive
2026-06-21 17:11Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare996alive
2026-06-20 05:00Z200abusiveelmoondemand.comcloudflare518alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Abusive Elmo On-Demand · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/abusive-elmo-on-demand · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.