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After School

Entertainment — Funny anonymous school news for confessions & compliments [Tech]
Entertainmentsaasest. 2014
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 28, 2026
Pulse 0.0 · 1/4
0.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 28, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 17 probesavg response 1948 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
apps.apple.com
edge
direct origin
server
daiquiri/5
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

After School's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 28, 2026, so we mark it inactive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Wonster Wordseducationtag-overlap100%16.00.0→ redirected
Catch It Halal Kids Game 2017educationtag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Rementehealthtag-overlap100%41.2+9.6● live
Music Taleseducationtag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
wyldededucationtag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Knowledge is power - Amazing Factseducationtag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Toy Guns Military Simgamingtag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
MathBlitz - Fast Math Gameeducationtag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelsaas
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-28 00:34Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/52007dead_404
2026-08-19 14:29Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51817dead_404
2026-08-11 01:03Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/52105dead_404
2026-08-08 07:00Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/52174dead_404
2026-08-05 19:16Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/5246dead_404
2026-07-30 18:31Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/52341dead_404
2026-07-23 09:59Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/55024dead_404
2026-07-18 09:08Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/52645dead_404
2026-07-11 09:21Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/52994dead_404
2026-07-04 13:15Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51485dead_404
2026-06-23 14:25Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/52034dead_404
2026-06-21 17:30Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51782dead_404
2026-06-21 17:30Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/5479dead_404
2026-06-20 06:52Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/5139dead_404
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · After School · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/after-school · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.