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Baby Helper

Education — Brain Simulation for Infants (and Lullabies) [Tech]
Educationest. 2015
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 28, 2026
Pulse 0.0 · 1/4
0.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 28, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 17 probesavg response 1271 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
play.google.com
edge
direct origin
server
ESF
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Baby Helper's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 28, 2026, so we mark it inactive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Petpuls: the AI-powered dog collarhardwaretag-overlap75%8.0-22.4— unverified
🍷😜📱 Vinobot V2ai-toolstag-overlap75%0.00.0■ inactive
Polly Podcastentertainmenttag-overlap75%8.00.0— unverified
Socialmobentertainmenttag-overlap75%0.00.0■ inactive
Summer AItraveltag-overlap75%40.00.0● live
Ask for Music !ai-toolstag-overlap75%40.00.0● live
Maggiehealthtag-overlap75%0.00.0■ inactive
Spotify Hopperentertainmenttag-overlap75%0.00.0■ inactive

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-28 00:25Z404play.google.comESF937dead_404
2026-08-19 14:21Z404play.google.comESF1245dead_404
2026-08-11 00:55Z404play.google.comESF422dead_404
2026-08-08 06:50Z404play.google.comESF127dead_404
2026-08-05 19:08Z404play.google.comESF1286dead_404
2026-07-30 18:23Z404play.google.comESF1513dead_404
2026-07-23 09:47Z404play.google.comESF1769dead_404
2026-07-18 08:57Z404play.google.comESF1186dead_404
2026-07-11 09:10Z404play.google.comESF3956dead_404
2026-07-04 13:07Z404play.google.comESF1135dead_404
2026-06-23 14:15Z404play.google.comESF686dead_404
2026-06-21 17:20Z404play.google.comESF1612dead_404
2026-06-21 17:20Z404play.google.comESF1617dead_404
2026-06-20 05:10Z404play.google.comESF308dead_404
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Baby Helper · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/baby-helper · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.