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Brain 🧠 Abs

Health β€” A tongue-in-cheek calculator that humorously measures your cognitive development progress, inspi…
Healthfree
β€” Unverified
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 8.0 Β· 1/4
8.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families Β· real
0.0
30-day Ξ”
pulse momentum Β· real
19
HTTP probes
liveness history Β· real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes Β· real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Liveness is unverified β€” no conclusive probe observation exists for the recorded URL. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank β€” existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
19 probes Β· May 23, 2026 β†’ Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families Β· 1 observed Β· observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 19 probesavg response 878 ms
Developer tractionchecked Β· none
No public repository linked β€” GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked Β· none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
β€”
edge
direct origin
server
not reported
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above Β· no external narrative

Brain 🧠 Abs's site could not be verifiably probed when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so its status is unverified β€” we do not guess. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed β€” the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity β€” read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives β†’ functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d Ξ”Status
Donald Trump Facebook Botai-toolstag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Bollywood Gandu Botai-toolstag-overlap100%16.00.0β†’ redirected
Magic 8 Ballsentertainmenttag-overlap100%8.00.0β€” unverified
Bus Unclecommunicationtag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Pete BOT-edge-edgeai-toolstag-overlap100%8.00.0β€” unverified
Dunkirk Unofficialentertainmenttag-overlap100%16.00.0β†’ redirected
The Twenty Minute VC: Annie Kadavy @ Charles River Venturesothertag-overlap75%40.00.0● live
Elizaai-toolstag-overlap75%8.00.0β€” unverified

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Ξ” its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelfree
Liveness tierunknown
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zeroβ€” we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN β†’ RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 13:00Zβ€”β€”β€”979unknown
2026-08-11 15:08Zβ€”β€”β€”358unknown
2026-08-11 15:08Zβ€”β€”β€”467unknown
2026-08-09 18:40Zβ€”β€”β€”2288unknown
2026-08-08 03:42Zβ€”β€”β€”54unknown
2026-07-30 19:57Zβ€”β€”β€”415unknown
2026-07-26 16:38Zβ€”β€”β€”248unknown
2026-07-18 13:23Zβ€”β€”β€”1381unknown
2026-07-13 13:12Zβ€”β€”β€”86unknown
2026-07-04 15:17Zβ€”β€”β€”1996unknown
2026-06-24 10:40Zβ€”β€”β€”1133unknown
2026-06-21 19:11Zβ€”β€”β€”17unknown
2026-06-21 19:11Zβ€”β€”β€”1274unknown
2026-06-20 11:00Zβ€”β€”β€”1593unknown
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Brain 🧠 Abs · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/brain-abs · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.