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Cryptee.co

Hardware — Crypto goods for who hodling [Wearables]
Hardwareest. 2017
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 0.0 · 1/4
0.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
-37.6
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
21
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse momentum is negative over 30 days (-37.6) — observed activity is receding. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
21 probes · Jun 11, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 19% of 21 probesavg response 1722 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
cryptee.co
edge
direct origin
server
Apache
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Cryptee.co's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it inactive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Bodega Bay Hard Seltzerecommercetag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Trump Furnitureothertag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
iPhone Casehardwaresimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Miswak Clubhealthtag-overlap100%40.0+32.0● live
Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nutshealthtag-overlap100%1.30.0■ inactive
Steeklyhardwaresimilar100%8.0+8.0— unverified
Pizza Towelsothertag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
MUGA SILK DOBBY SAREEothertag-overlap100%37.6+29.6● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 13:24Z200cryptee.coApache1315parked
2026-08-14 12:21Z200cryptee.coApache2133parked
2026-08-09 19:04Z200cryptee.coApache742parked
2026-08-08 04:08Z200cryptee.coApache1743parked
2026-07-30 20:21Z200cryptee.coApache511parked
2026-07-26 17:01Z200cryptee.coApache577parked
2026-07-18 13:46Z200cryptee.coApache2029alive
2026-07-13 13:34Z200cryptee.coApache604alive
2026-07-04 15:40Z200cryptee.coApache722alive
2026-07-03 00:19Z200cryptee.coApache334alive
2026-06-24 10:34Z404cryptee.coApache1231dead_404
2026-06-22 13:03Z10007timeout
2026-06-21 00:38Z404cryptee.coApache1070dead_404
2026-06-20 00:28Z404cryptee.coApache1094dead_404
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Cryptee.co · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/cryptee-co · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.