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Dads in Dev: Episode 14 - JavaScript Loins

Education — Discovering gamedev through JavaScript and Phaser
Educationopen-sourceest. 2016
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 26, 2026
Pulse 0.0 · 1/4
0.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
19
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
4
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
19 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 26, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 19 probesavg response 782 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
dadsindev.com
edge
direct origin
server
not reported
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Dads in Dev: Episode 14 - JavaScript Loins's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 26, 2026, so we mark it inactive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 4 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Elevator Sagaeducationsimilar100%43.30.0● live
C language Programs solutiondev-toolstag-overlap80%0.00.0■ inactive
Binary Translator 💭dev-toolstag-overlap80%0.00.0■ inactive
Manualeducationsimilar80%37.6-2.4● live
Code To Godev-toolstag-overlap80%40.00.0● live
Random HTML Tags Chrome Extensiondev-toolstag-overlap80%8.00.0— unverified
#wwdcstudentseducationsimilar80%8.00.0— unverified
Randomly Generated ASCII Treesdev-toolstag-overlap75%40.0+9.6● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelopen-source
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-26 09:47Z404dadsindev.com1230dead_404
2026-08-17 13:59Z404dadsindev.com619dead_404
2026-08-10 00:24Z404dadsindev.com1883dead_404
2026-08-08 04:59Z404dadsindev.com498dead_404
2026-07-31 15:56Z404dadsindev.com586dead_404
2026-07-26 17:50Z404dadsindev.com1040dead_404
2026-07-18 14:33Z404dadsindev.com179dead_404
2026-07-14 09:25Z404dadsindev.com1789dead_404
2026-07-04 16:29Z404dadsindev.com257dead_404
2026-07-03 01:07Z404dadsindev.com449dead_404
2026-06-24 14:05Z404dadsindev.com634dead_404
2026-06-23 13:15Z404dadsindev.com844dead_404
2026-06-21 21:33Z404dadsindev.com384dead_404
2026-06-20 19:39Z404dadsindev.com554dead_404
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Dads in Dev: Episode 14 - JavaScript Loins · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/dads-in-dev-episode-14-javascript-loins · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.