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Design Better. Spam Never. T-Shirt

Other — A fine four holed cloth garment
Otherest. 2017
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 45.7 · 2/4
45.7
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
18
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
6
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 18 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days.

HTTP liveness

real
18 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 18 probesavg response 1105 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
cottonbureau.com
edge
direct origin
server
nginx/1.28.3
Tranco rank
#302,268
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Design Better. Spam Never. T-Shirt's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. Its Pulse Index is 45.7 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 6 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Nordic Appealhardwaretag-overlap83%40.00.0● live
Dieter Rams - ET55hardwaretag-overlap83%16.00.0→ redirected
Pinatexothersimilar83%44.8+9.6— unverified
Qkiesothersimilar83%8.00.0— unverified
Apple Pencil Wood Skinhardwaretag-overlap83%40.0+32.0● live
The Quick Brown Fox Teeothersimilar71%0.00.0■ inactive
Roronoa Zoro Earringsothersimilar67%41.6+1.6● live
Cryptocurrency HODL T-Shirtothersimilar67%8.00.0— unverified

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 14:09Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.31390alive
2026-08-17 13:50Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.31905alive
2026-08-10 00:16Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.3747alive
2026-08-08 04:50Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.3791alive
2026-07-31 15:48Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.3963alive
2026-07-26 17:42Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.3918alive
2026-07-18 14:25Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.31380alive
2026-07-14 09:16Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.3817alive
2026-07-04 16:20Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.31263alive
2026-07-03 00:59Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.3841alive
2026-06-24 13:56Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.31240alive
2026-06-23 13:07Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.31636alive
2026-06-21 21:25Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.3744alive
2026-06-20 19:31Z200cottonbureau.comnginx/1.28.3837alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Design Better. Spam Never. T-Shirt · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/design-better-spam-never-t-shirt · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.