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Desktop Goose

Entertainment — Desktop Goose is a lighthearted desktop application featuring an animated goose character that i…
Entertainmentfree
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 26, 2026
Pulse 40.0 · 1/4
40.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
15
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 15 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
15 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 26, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 15 probesavg response 1369 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
itch.io
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Desktop Goose's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 26, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Why Install Latest Windows 10 Updateothertag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Google Home For PChardwaretag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Port of Callgamingtag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Screentendogamingtag-overlap100%40.0+7.2● live
N1 Themescommunicationtag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Dragon Ball FighterZ PC Game Full Versiongamingtag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Christmas Breakgamingtag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Lyricsifyentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelfree
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-26 09:59Z200itch.iocloudflare1273alive
2026-08-18 12:53Z200itch.iocloudflare1303alive
2026-08-10 01:04Z200itch.iocloudflare906alive
2026-08-08 05:40Z200itch.iocloudflare809alive
2026-08-05 18:03Z200itch.iocloudflare841alive
2026-07-30 17:16Z200itch.iocloudflare1058alive
2026-07-18 15:12Z200itch.iocloudflare1787alive
2026-07-16 09:20Z200itch.iocloudflare2250alive
2026-07-09 10:42Z200itch.iocloudflare1833alive
2026-07-04 03:55Z200itch.iocloudflare2311alive
2026-06-21 22:12Z200itch.iocloudflare1573alive
2026-06-20 20:20Z200itch.iocloudflare2120alive
2026-06-19 10:21Z200itch.iocloudflare317alive
2026-06-18 01:02Z200itch.iocloudflare780alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Desktop Goose · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/desktop-goose · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.