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Don't Be a Dick Neon Sign

Other — A decorative LED neon sign that displays a witty, motivational message for home décor
Othermarketplace
— Unverified
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 9.5 · 2/4
9.5
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
16
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Liveness is unverified — no conclusive probe observation exists for the recorded URL. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days.

HTTP liveness

real
16 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 16 probesavg response 1071 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
neonmama.com
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
#2,198,299
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Don't Be a Dick Neon Sign's site could not be verifiably probed when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so its status is unverified — we do not guess. Its Pulse Index is 9.5 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Grove Labshardwaretag-overlap100%16.00.0→ redirected
CatFihardwaretag-overlap100%16.00.0→ redirected
Navdyhardwaretag-overlap100%42.90.0● live
Hue Lightshardwaretag-overlap100%25.90.0→ redirected
Pressyhardwaretag-overlap100%9.40.0— unverified
Scanadu Scouthealthtag-overlap100%9.70.0— unverified
Snowfeethealthtag-overlap100%43.5+32.0● live
LaViehardwaretag-overlap100%9.50.0— unverified

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelmarketplace
Liveness tierunknown
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 13:06Z423neonmama.comcloudflare787unknown
2026-08-13 13:35Z423neonmama.comcloudflare1786unknown
2026-08-09 18:45Z423neonmama.comcloudflare580unknown
2026-08-08 03:48Z423neonmama.comcloudflare558unknown
2026-07-30 20:02Z423neonmama.comcloudflare1529unknown
2026-07-26 16:43Z423neonmama.comcloudflare772unknown
2026-07-18 13:28Z429neonmama.comcloudflare1747unknown
2026-07-13 13:17Z423neonmama.comcloudflare398unknown
2026-07-04 15:22Z423neonmama.comcloudflare1681unknown
2026-06-24 14:12Z423neonmama.comcloudflare1386unknown
2026-06-21 19:16Z423neonmama.comcloudflare289unknown
2026-06-21 19:16Z423neonmama.comcloudflare1253unknown
2026-06-20 11:06Z423neonmama.comcloudflare1606unknown
2026-06-19 08:36Z423neonmama.comcloudflare621unknown
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Don't Be a Dick Neon Sign · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/don-t-be-a-dick-neon-sign · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.