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dumpersterfire@hey.com

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Productivitysaas
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 48.6 · 2/4
48.6
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
16
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
5
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 16 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days.

HTTP liveness

real
16 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 16 probesavg response 1925 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
hey.com
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
#28,169
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

dumpersterfire@hey.com's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. Its Pulse Index is 48.6 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 5 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Top ICO Alertsfinancetag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Manage Job Applicationsproductivitysimilar100%40.00.0● live
Caroline Risimarketingtag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
WFH Ninjaproductivitysimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
Social cardsentertainmenttag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Financial Freedom Calculatorfinancetag-overlap100%9.9-32.0— unverified
Time Card Calculatorproductivitysimilar100%16.00.0→ redirected
SpartaaBotproductivitysimilar100%16.00.0→ redirected

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelsaas
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 13:10Z200hey.comcloudflare1181alive
2026-08-13 13:40Z200hey.comcloudflare1666alive
2026-08-09 18:50Z200hey.comcloudflare1523alive
2026-08-08 03:52Z200hey.comcloudflare2031alive
2026-07-30 20:07Z200hey.comcloudflare1523alive
2026-07-26 16:48Z200hey.comcloudflare1768alive
2026-07-18 13:32Z200hey.comcloudflare2074alive
2026-07-13 13:21Z200hey.comcloudflare2380alive
2026-07-04 15:26Z200hey.comcloudflare2594alive
2026-06-24 14:16Z200hey.comcloudflare2100alive
2026-06-21 19:20Z200hey.comcloudflare2284alive
2026-06-21 19:20Z200hey.comcloudflare2276alive
2026-06-20 11:10Z200hey.comcloudflare2139alive
2026-06-19 08:41Z200hey.comcloudflare1407alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · dumpersterfire@hey.com · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/dumpersterfire-hey-com · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.