LSLaunch SentinelReports
Early access — every report is free right now.
Home / Reports / FOAAS (F*ck Off As A Service)
F
VC Intelligence Report

FOAAS (F*ck Off As A Service)

Developer Tools — a RESTful solution to the problem of telling people to f-off [Tech]
Developer Toolsopen-sourceest. 2015
→ Redirected
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 28, 2026
Pulse 16.0 · 1/4
16.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
7
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

The recorded URL now redirects offsite — often an acquisition, rebrand, or wind-down; the destination is recorded in the telemetry below. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 28, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 17 probesavg response 3476 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
foaas.com
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

FOAAS (F*ck Off As A Service)'s listed URL redirected off its original domain (to https://www.foaas.com/) when we last probed it on Aug 28, 2026 — we mark it redirected, not dead. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 7 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
FOAASdev-toolssimilar100%40.0+7.2● live
Canada's sale taxes APIdev-toolssimilar100%40.00.0● live
LCBO APIdev-toolssimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Owen Wilson Wow APIdev-toolssimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
AN API of Ice and Firedev-toolssimilar100%40.00.0● live
Microsoft REST API Guidelinesdev-toolssimilar100%40.00.0● live
Styviodev-toolssimilar88%0.00.0■ inactive
aztro APIdev-toolssimilar88%49.90.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelopen-source
Liveness tierunknown
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-28 00:21Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare2154redirected_offsite
2026-08-19 14:16Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare3024redirected_offsite
2026-08-11 00:50Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare4016redirected_offsite
2026-08-08 06:45Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare5168redirected_offsite
2026-08-05 19:03Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare4296redirected_offsite
2026-07-30 18:18Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare4287redirected_offsite
2026-07-23 09:41Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare5466redirected_offsite
2026-07-17 09:45Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare5574redirected_offsite
2026-07-11 09:04Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare3912redirected_offsite
2026-07-04 13:01Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare3573redirected_offsite
2026-06-23 14:10Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare1773redirected_offsite
2026-06-21 17:15Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare719redirected_offsite
2026-06-21 17:14Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare1762redirected_offsite
2026-06-20 05:04Z200goo.gl → foaas.comcloudflare2940redirected_offsite
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · FOAAS (F*ck Off As A Service) · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/foaas-f-ck-off-as-a-service · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.