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Funny BBQ Shirt - Mind If I Smoke

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Othermarketplace
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 40.0 · 1/4
40.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 17 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 17 probesavg response 1579 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
passion-gifts.com
edge
direct origin
server
Vercel
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Funny BBQ Shirt - Mind If I Smoke's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Unicorn Headentertainmenttag-overlap100%32.8+24.8● live
The South Bowlothersimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Leopard Print Dog Harnessothersimilar100%0.90.0■ inactive
TXothersimilar100%0.0-8.0■ inactive
Crossbody Chest Sling With Headphonehardwaretag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Arcanegamingtag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Holiday Socksothersimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
Portable Nylon Swing Sleeping Bed For 2 Person; Red and Grey - 260*135cmhardwaretag-overlap100%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelmarketplace
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 12:38Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1283alive
2026-08-11 14:46Z200passion-gifts.comVercel682alive
2026-08-11 14:45Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1866alive
2026-08-09 00:27Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1560alive
2026-08-05 20:18Z200passion-gifts.comVercel2358alive
2026-07-30 19:34Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1207alive
2026-07-26 16:15Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1834alive
2026-07-18 13:00Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1851alive
2026-07-13 10:38Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1917alive
2026-07-04 14:55Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1815alive
2026-06-23 15:46Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1388alive
2026-06-21 18:47Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1204alive
2026-06-21 18:47Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1301alive
2026-06-20 08:16Z200passion-gifts.comVercel1838alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Funny BBQ Shirt - Mind If I Smoke · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/funny-bbq-shirt-mind-if-i-smoke · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.