Goat Simulator
The recorded URL now redirects offsite — often an acquisition, rebrand, or wind-down; the destination is recorded in the telemetry below. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days.
HTTP liveness
realSignal telemetry
4 families · 2 observed · observed onlycoffeestain.comedge
direct originserver
ApacheTranco rank
#1,092,859
Analyst read
generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrativeGoat Simulator's listed URL redirected off its original domain (to https://coffeestain.com/game/goat-simulator-remastered/) when we last probed it on Aug 19, 2026 — we mark it redirected, not dead. Its Pulse Index is 19.3 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 4 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.
Comparable set
curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity| Company | Basis | Overlap | Pulse | 30d Δ | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Clockwork Empiresgaming | similar | 100% | 8.0 | 0.0 | — unverified |
| Okinawa Rushgaming | similar | 100% | 30.4 | +22.4 | ● live |
| I got laid off from Meta and created a minor hit on Steamgaming | similar | 100% | 0.3 | -4.4 | — unverified |
| I am Breadgaming | similar | 100% | 0.0 | 0.0 | — unverified |
| Feistgaming | similar | 100% | 40.0 | 0.0 | ● live |
| Shadowrun: Dragonfallgaming | similar | 100% | 0.0 | 0.0 | ■ inactive |
| Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War IIIgaming | similar | 100% | 40.0 | 0.0 | ● live |
| Holy Potatoes! A Weapon Shop?!gaming | similar | 100% | 0.0 | 0.0 | ■ inactive |
Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.
Structure
observed attributesFunding & team
not in sourceNo disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.