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Grumpy Cat's Worst Game Ever

Gaming — Grumpy Cat’s 1st official mobile game is here! [Adventure Games, Free Games, Fighting Games]
Gamingest. 2016
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 37.6 · 1/4
37.6
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
+2.4
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
18
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 18 observations. Pulse momentum is positive over 30 days (+2.4). Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
18 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 72% of 18 probesavg response 1432 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
apps.apple.com
edge
direct origin
server
daiquiri/5
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Grumpy Cat's Worst Game Ever's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Spin It 3D - IOS And Android Gamegamingsimilar100%8.0+8.0— unverified
Goat Attackentertainmenttag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
BMI Calchealthtag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Ad Remover Privacy Browsersecuritytag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Paint Paulgamingsimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
Monster Spinnygamingsimilar100%16.0+16.0■ inactive
Monster Marbles: Turf Wargamingsimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
Line Escape - Escape 'em allgamingsimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 14:14Z200itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/57140alive
2026-08-17 13:54Z200itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/5295alive
2026-08-10 00:19Z200itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/5343alive
2026-08-08 04:54Z200itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/5326alive
2026-07-31 15:51Z429itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/5588unknown
2026-07-26 17:45Z200itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51421alive
2026-07-18 14:29Z200itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51716alive
2026-07-14 09:20Z200itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51197alive
2026-07-04 16:24Z200itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51514alive
2026-07-03 01:03Z429itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51157unknown
2026-06-24 14:00Z200itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51649alive
2026-06-23 13:10Z200itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/5268alive
2026-06-21 21:28Z429itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51062unknown
2026-06-20 19:35Z200itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51374alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Grumpy Cat's Worst Game Ever · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/grumpy-cat-s-worst-game-ever · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.