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Happy Mitten - 60: Board Games, Business, and Jason Kotarski from Green Couch Games

Entertainment — Making small games seem big [Board Games]
Entertainmentest. 2016
— Unverified
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 26, 2026
Pulse 8.0 · 1/4
8.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
4
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Liveness is unverified — no conclusive probe observation exists for the recorded URL. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 26, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 17 probesavg response 951 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
happymittengames.com
edge
direct origin
server
Apache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.28
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Happy Mitten - 60: Board Games, Business, and Jason Kotarski from Green Couch Games's site could not be verifiably probed when we last probed it on Aug 26, 2026, so its status is unverified — we do not guess. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 4 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Radical Magical | Dash Radio - Ep. 1: (Hello)entertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
Product Hunt Maker Stories - Alex Blumberg, Matt Lieber, Alex Goldman and PJ Vogtentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
LMFAO / Party Rockentertainmentsimilar100%40.0+9.6● live
Podcast Giftentertainmentsimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Stack (by HypeMachine)communicationtag-overlap100%47.30.0● live
Mixtrssentertainmentsimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Instant Rap Airhornai-toolstag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
[🇫🇷] Digital Digest | Axelle Tessandier "L'avenir appartient à ceux qui le veulent le plus"entertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierunknown
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-26 12:00Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.28688unknown
2026-08-18 13:09Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.28131unknown
2026-08-11 00:06Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.28837unknown
2026-08-08 05:56Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.28340unknown
2026-08-05 18:18Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.281475unknown
2026-07-30 17:32Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.28444unknown
2026-07-18 15:27Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.281656unknown
2026-07-16 09:37Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.28404unknown
2026-07-09 10:59Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.28745unknown
2026-07-04 09:14Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.283036unknown
2026-06-23 13:35Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.28615unknown
2026-06-21 21:52Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.281087unknown
2026-06-20 20:00Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.281014unknown
2026-06-19 15:14Z403happymittengames.comApache/2.2.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.27 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/5.4.28840unknown
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Happy Mitten - 60: Board Games, Business, and Jason Kotarski from Green Couch Games · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/happy-mitten-60-board-games-business-and-jason-kotarski-from-green-couch-games · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.