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Happy Scale

Health — Tame the scale! [iOS, Tech]
Healthest. 2016
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 26, 2026
Pulse 42.3 · 2/4
42.3
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 17 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 26, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 17 probesavg response 1843 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
happyscale.com
edge
direct origin
server
Netlify
Tranco rank
#1,818,591
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Happy Scale's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 26, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. Its Pulse Index is 42.3 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Vouchentertainmenttag-overlap100%37.6-2.4● live
Bandbreitehardwaretag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
My Perfect Dayhealthsimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
Leninsecuritytag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Go to Gold 2: Chinese Puzzlegamingtag-overlap100%0.00.0— unverified
Finder for Apple Pencil - Bluetooth Finderhardwaretag-overlap100%8.0-24.8— unverified
Rendezvousentertainmenttag-overlap100%16.00.0→ redirected
Moonlightproductivitytag-overlap100%8.0+8.0— unverified

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-26 12:07Z200happyscale.comNetlify1284alive
2026-08-18 13:15Z200happyscale.comNetlify1928alive
2026-08-11 00:12Z200happyscale.comNetlify1794alive
2026-08-08 06:03Z200happyscale.comNetlify1601alive
2026-08-05 18:24Z200happyscale.comNetlify2390alive
2026-07-30 17:38Z200happyscale.comNetlify1585alive
2026-07-18 15:32Z200happyscale.comNetlify1703alive
2026-07-16 09:43Z200happyscale.comNetlify983alive
2026-07-10 10:32Z200happyscale.comNetlify2941alive
2026-07-04 09:21Z200happyscale.comNetlify3101alive
2026-06-23 13:40Z200happyscale.comNetlify1374alive
2026-06-21 21:57Z200happyscale.comNetlify1386alive
2026-06-20 20:05Z200happyscale.comNetlify1698alive
2026-06-19 15:20Z200happyscale.comNetlify2029alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Happy Scale · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/happy-scale · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.