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HappyGrumpy

Marketing — Free twitter emotions analysis and instant poll tool [Android, iOS, Web App]
Marketingfreemiumest. 2015
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 27, 2026
Pulse 0.0 · 1/4
0.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
-8.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
16
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
9
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse momentum is negative over 30 days (-8.0) — observed activity is receding. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
16 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 27, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 16 probesavg response 5890 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
hugedomains.com
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

HappyGrumpy's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 27, 2026, so we mark it inactive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 9 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
RECnGO Pro Live Video Studiodesigntag-overlap70%40.00.0● live
Dayrecommunicationtag-overlap70%42.30.0● live
3Sigma Mobile CRMmarketingsimilar70%0.00.0■ inactive
Instalink - Open Urls on Instagram Postsmarketingsimilar67%0.00.0■ inactive
LVLUPhealthtag-overlap67%40.00.0● live
Upwork Freelance Jobs Alertproductivitytag-overlap67%40.00.0● live
USEFUZEproductivitytag-overlap67%0.00.0■ inactive
Kontact!marketingsimilar67%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelfreemium
Liveness tierunknown
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-27 18:31Z200happygrumpy.com → hugedomains.comcloudflare2127parked
2026-08-19 13:46Z200happygrumpy.com → hugedomains.comcloudflare2392parked
2026-08-11 00:23Z10004timeout
2026-08-08 06:15Z10025timeout
2026-08-05 18:35Z10002timeout
2026-07-30 17:49Z10017timeout
2026-07-22 09:40Z1778unknown
2026-07-17 09:21Z2488unknown
2026-07-10 10:44Z1047unknown
2026-07-04 09:35Z1732unknown
2026-06-23 13:52Z10007timeout
2026-06-21 10:43Z831unknown
2026-06-20 00:36Z10006timeout
2026-06-18 22:52Z10008timeout
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · HappyGrumpy · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/happygrumpy · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.