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Literally Unbelievable

Entertainment — Stories from the Onion as interpreted by Facebook friends [Tech]
Entertainmentest. 2014
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 19, 2026
Pulse 41.3 · 2/4
41.3
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
16
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 16 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days.

HTTP liveness

real
16 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 19, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 16 probesavg response 1165 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
literallyunbelievable.org
edge
direct origin
server
not reported
Tranco rank
#2,317,232
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Literally Unbelievable's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 19, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. Its Pulse Index is 41.3 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Dominoesentertainmentsimilar100%45.10.0● live
Chomphealthtag-overlap100%41.50.0● live
The Forkliftecommercetag-overlap100%46.7+32.0● live
Click Gameentertainmentsimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
TheGeminiWebentertainmentsimilar100%8.0-3.9— unverified
Alexa Shelfcommunicationtag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Headline Smasherentertainmentsimilar100%9.8-22.4— unverified
Sixordle Wordle Gameentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-19 14:38Z200literallyunbelievable.org1210alive
2026-08-11 01:10Z200literallyunbelievable.org534alive
2026-08-08 23:29Z200literallyunbelievable.org204alive
2026-08-05 19:23Z200literallyunbelievable.org717alive
2026-07-30 18:39Z200literallyunbelievable.org247alive
2026-07-26 15:20Z200literallyunbelievable.org260alive
2026-07-18 09:16Z200literallyunbelievable.org3573alive
2026-07-12 09:15Z200literallyunbelievable.org1911alive
2026-07-04 13:23Z200literallyunbelievable.org2037alive
2026-06-23 14:33Z200literallyunbelievable.org309alive
2026-06-21 17:37Z200literallyunbelievable.org198alive
2026-06-21 17:37Z200literallyunbelievable.org358alive
2026-06-20 07:00Z200literallyunbelievable.org3184alive
2026-06-19 05:27Z200literallyunbelievable.org1566alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Literally Unbelievable · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/literally-unbelievable · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.