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NaughtyCoal

Entertainment — Personalized Santa warning card for your naughty friends 🎅 [Web App, Funny, Tech]
Entertainmentest. 2016
— Unverified
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 26, 2026
Pulse 8.0 · 1/4
8.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Liveness is unverified — no conclusive probe observation exists for the recorded URL. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 26, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 17 probesavg response 690 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
edge
direct origin
server
not reported
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

NaughtyCoal's site could not be verifiably probed when we last probed it on Aug 26, 2026, so its status is unverified — we do not guess. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Emotional Agility Quizhealthtag-overlap100%43.0+9.6● live
LessMilkgamingtag-overlap100%41.00.0● live
Was Trump Dumb this Week?entertainmentsimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Is it dark outside?productivitytag-overlap100%40.0+4.8● live
Trump or Mr. Burns?entertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
Help Polish Protestors Todayproductivitytag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Coyote Calls in 2020entertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
The New York Times Top Storiesentertainmentsimilar100%35.2-4.8● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierunknown
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-26 10:06Z454unknown
2026-08-18 12:59Z333unknown
2026-08-10 01:10Z1184unknown
2026-08-08 05:46Z172unknown
2026-08-05 18:09Z1652unknown
2026-07-30 17:23Z345unknown
2026-07-18 15:18Z1271unknown
2026-07-16 09:27Z480unknown
2026-07-09 10:49Z415unknown
2026-07-04 04:02Z1197unknown
2026-06-23 13:27Z843unknown
2026-06-21 21:44Z290unknown
2026-06-20 19:51Z284unknown
2026-06-19 13:32Z735unknown
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · NaughtyCoal · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/naughtycoal · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.