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Nobody Wants To Read Your Sh*t

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Educationpaid-onlyest. 2016
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 26, 2026
Pulse 0.0 · 1/4
0.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
5
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 26, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 17 probesavg response 2600 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
blackirishbooks.com
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Nobody Wants To Read Your Sh*t's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 26, 2026, so we mark it inactive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 5 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
The Science of Social Media - Brian Fanzomarketingtag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
The Truth About Marketingeducationsimilar83%44.7+4.8● live
Jab, Jab, Jab, Right Hookeducationsimilar83%40.00.0● live
The Ultimate PR Machineeducationsimilar83%40.0+32.0● live
Clickass Copywritingmarketingtag-overlap83%40.00.0● live
700+ Twitter Swipe Filemarketingtag-overlap83%40.00.0● live
YouTube Marketingmarketingtag-overlap83%16.00.0→ redirected
Affiliate Links cloakingmarketingtag-overlap83%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelpaid-only
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-26 10:12Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare3150dead_404
2026-08-18 13:06Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare2844dead_404
2026-08-11 00:03Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare3104dead_404
2026-08-08 05:52Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare3656dead_404
2026-08-05 18:15Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare2893dead_404
2026-07-30 17:29Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare3000dead_404
2026-07-18 15:24Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare3802dead_404
2026-07-16 09:33Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare1884dead_404
2026-07-09 10:55Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare2847dead_404
2026-07-04 04:08Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare2633dead_404
2026-06-23 13:32Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare1751dead_404
2026-06-21 21:49Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare1363dead_404
2026-06-20 19:56Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare1398dead_404
2026-06-19 15:10Z404shop.blackirishbooks.com → blackirishbooks.comcloudflare2077dead_404
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Nobody Wants To Read Your Sh*t · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/nobody-wants-to-read-your-sh-t · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.