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Noizer

Health — Noizer is a web application that streams ambient soundscapes to help users concentrate, relax, o…
Healthfree
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 40.0 · 1/4
40.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
16
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
4
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 16 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
16 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 16 probesavg response 1262 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
noizer.vercel.app
edge
direct origin
server
Vercel
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Noizer's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 4 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Lyricleentertainmenttag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Console.fm - Artisan 013entertainmenttag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
VB Engage 029 - Seth Besmertnik, being brutally original, and making Spectacles of yourselvesentertainmenttag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
The Best Music of 2015entertainmenttag-overlap100%16.00.0→ redirected
white noise soundhealthsimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Coruscant Pulse Episode 20: Legends of the Forceentertainmenttag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Four Things - 7: Prison for Likesentertainmenttag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Instant Relaxhealthsimilar100%8.00.0— unverified

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelfree
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 13:04Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel697alive
2026-08-11 15:19Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel1356alive
2026-08-09 18:44Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel1559alive
2026-08-08 03:47Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel171alive
2026-07-30 20:01Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel949alive
2026-07-26 16:42Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel1353alive
2026-07-18 13:27Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel2216alive
2026-07-13 13:16Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel1650alive
2026-07-04 15:21Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel2550alive
2026-06-24 14:11Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel1875alive
2026-06-21 19:15Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel204alive
2026-06-21 19:15Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel269alive
2026-06-20 11:05Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel321alive
2026-06-19 08:35Z200noizer.vercel.appVercel2501alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Noizer · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/noizer · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.