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NoProcurement: Hit spam where it hurts

Productivity — NoProcurement is a spam-fighting tool that redirects unwanted solicitations to a fictional compa…
Productivityfree
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 0.0 · 1/4
0.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
16
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
4
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
16 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 16 probesavg response 1391 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
noprocurement.com
edge
direct origin
server
not reported
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

NoProcurement: Hit spam where it hurts's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it inactive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 4 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Revelar | URL Revealersecuritytag-overlap100%40.0+9.6● live
WhatsApp Without Saving Numberproductivitysimilar100%40.00.0● live
Product Hunt Rouletteentertainmenttag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Phone2Emailcommunicationtag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Top ICO Alertsfinancetag-overlap80%8.00.0— unverified
Clearfundsfinancetag-overlap80%8.30.0— unverified
SpartaaBotproductivitysimilar80%16.00.0→ redirected
Passnipproductivitysimilar80%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelfree
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 13:08Z404noprocurement.com678dead_404
2026-08-13 13:38Z10011timeout
2026-08-09 18:47Z404noprocurement.com1855dead_404
2026-08-08 03:50Z404noprocurement.com414dead_404
2026-07-30 20:04Z404noprocurement.com869dead_404
2026-07-26 16:45Z404noprocurement.com608dead_404
2026-07-18 13:30Z404noprocurement.com1256dead_404
2026-07-13 13:19Z404noprocurement.com387dead_404
2026-07-04 15:24Z404noprocurement.com357dead_404
2026-06-24 14:14Z404noprocurement.com675dead_404
2026-06-21 19:18Z404noprocurement.com702dead_404
2026-06-21 19:18Z404noprocurement.com704dead_404
2026-06-20 11:08Z404noprocurement.com558dead_404
2026-06-19 08:39Z404noprocurement.com405dead_404
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · NoProcurement: Hit spam where it hurts · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/noprocurement-hit-spam-where-it-hurts · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.