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Hardware — A drum machine with endless sound capabilities [Music, Hardware, Tech]
Hardwareest. 2017
→ Redirected
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 20.6 · 2/4
20.6
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
18
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
6
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

The recorded URL now redirects offsite — often an acquisition, rebrand, or wind-down; the destination is recorded in the telemetry below. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days.

HTTP liveness

real
18 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 18 probesavg response 1447 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
teenage.engineering
edge
direct origin
server
AmazonS3
Tranco rank
#549,921
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

PO-32's listed URL redirected off its original domain (to https://teenage.engineering/products/po) when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026 — we mark it redirected, not dead. Its Pulse Index is 20.6 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 6 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Questyle NHB12hardwaresimilar100%30.4+22.4● live
Roli Seaboardhardwaresimilar100%40.00.0■ inactive
Forbes Reviews Must Have Earbudshardwaresimilar100%18.0+8.0— unverified
Arpeggio: The Art Deco Vacuum Tube Amp - Retro Amplifierhardwaresimilar100%40.0+7.2● live
MA770 by Master & Dynamichardwaresimilar100%40.0+32.0● live
mi8| Retro Wireless Stereo Bluetooth Sound Systemhardwaresimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
American Made - G7 Reflex Headphoneshardwaresimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
SOUNDBOKShardwaresimilar100%45.5+32.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierunknown
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 14:08Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31031redirected_offsite
2026-08-17 13:50Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31133redirected_offsite
2026-08-10 00:15Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31230redirected_offsite
2026-08-08 04:49Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31038redirected_offsite
2026-07-31 15:47Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31051redirected_offsite
2026-07-26 17:41Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31017redirected_offsite
2026-07-18 14:24Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS32437redirected_offsite
2026-07-14 09:15Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31799redirected_offsite
2026-07-04 16:20Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31511redirected_offsite
2026-07-03 00:58Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31735redirected_offsite
2026-06-24 13:56Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31537redirected_offsite
2026-06-23 13:06Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31643redirected_offsite
2026-06-21 21:24Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31485redirected_offsite
2026-06-20 19:30Z200teenageengineering.com → teenage.engineeringAmazonS31605redirected_offsite
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · PO-32 · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/po-32 · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.