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Poopourri

Other — Spritz the bowl before you go & no one else will ever know! [Tech]
Otherperpetualest. 2015
→ Redirected
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 28, 2026
Pulse 19.1 · 2/4
19.1
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
4
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

The recorded URL now redirects offsite — often an acquisition, rebrand, or wind-down; the destination is recorded in the telemetry below. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 28, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 17 probesavg response 2785 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
pourri.com
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
#1,261,506
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Poopourri's listed URL redirected off its original domain (to https://pourri.com/) when we last probed it on Aug 28, 2026 — we mark it redirected, not dead. Its Pulse Index is 19.1 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 4 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Fulton And Roark Solid Cologneothersimilar100%40.0+40.0● live
Sleepy Jones PJsothersimilar100%1.30.0■ inactive
Ekster Wallets 2.0hardwaretag-overlap100%30.4+22.4● live
Jefferson's Ocean: Aged At Seaothersimilar100%10.10.0— unverified
Time+Timberhardwaretag-overlap100%0.0-8.0■ inactive
Filson Duffle Baghardwaretag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Ögonhardwaretag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
NFT SOCKShardwaretag-overlap100%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelperpetual
Liveness tierunknown
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-28 00:31Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare1700redirected_offsite
2026-08-19 14:27Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare2085redirected_offsite
2026-08-11 01:00Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare2323redirected_offsite
2026-08-08 06:56Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare4009redirected_offsite
2026-08-05 19:13Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare5928redirected_offsite
2026-07-30 18:28Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare2224redirected_offsite
2026-07-23 09:54Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare4268redirected_offsite
2026-07-18 09:03Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare2053redirected_offsite
2026-07-11 09:17Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare4092redirected_offsite
2026-07-04 13:12Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare2886redirected_offsite
2026-06-23 14:21Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare1814redirected_offsite
2026-06-21 17:26Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare2094redirected_offsite
2026-06-21 17:26Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare1654redirected_offsite
2026-06-20 05:15Z200poopourri.com → pourri.comcloudflare1865redirected_offsite
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Poopourri · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/poopourri · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.