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Ramos Alarm Clock

Hardware — Alarm clocks that force you to get out of bed [Tech]
Hardwareest. 2015
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 28, 2026
Pulse 0.0 · 1/4
0.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 28, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 17 probesavg response 2479 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
ramosclock.com
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Ramos Alarm Clock's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 28, 2026, so we mark it inactive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Arvione - Kate Young Satchelothertag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
BrewQubehardwaresimilar100%30.4+22.4● live
LIPSTICK VIBRATORothertag-overlap100%16.0+8.0→ redirected
Phoozyhardwaresimilar100%40.0+32.0● live
Snap Case for AirTag by Waircohardwaresimilar100%40.0+32.0● live
Senzºhardwaresimilar100%16.00.0→ redirected
SAVOT Watcheshardwaresimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
LED Motion Sensor Night Lighthardwaresimilar100%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-28 00:32Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare2027dead_5xx
2026-08-19 14:27Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare4929dead_5xx
2026-08-11 01:01Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare2179dead_5xx
2026-08-08 06:57Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare2874dead_5xx
2026-08-05 19:14Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare1947dead_5xx
2026-07-30 18:29Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare1577dead_5xx
2026-07-23 09:56Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare5418dead_5xx
2026-07-18 09:05Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare1980dead_5xx
2026-07-11 09:18Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare3273dead_5xx
2026-07-04 13:13Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare2248dead_5xx
2026-06-23 14:22Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare2324dead_5xx
2026-06-21 17:27Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare1368dead_5xx
2026-06-21 17:27Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare1027dead_5xx
2026-06-20 06:49Z521ramosclock.comcloudflare1532dead_5xx
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Ramos Alarm Clock · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/ramos-alarm-clock · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.