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Retro Patents 2.0

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OtherWeak defense · brand moat (weak)est. 2017
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 40.0 · 1/4
40.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
+32.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
21
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
5
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 21 observations. Pulse momentum is positive over 30 days (+32.0). Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
21 probes · Jun 11, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 95% of 21 probesavg response 2768 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
retropatents.com
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Retro Patents 2.0's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 5 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Powerful Falcon Heavy launch detail poster - Original Photography by Ryan Chylinskiothersimilar100%40.00.0● live
Pet Portraits by PortraitFlipothersimilar100%40.00.0● live
Mythical Creaturesecommercetag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Tech Studiosothersimilar100%41.60.0● live
Dead Muppet Data on a T-shirt (from Popily)othersimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
POLOLIFEecommercetag-overlap83%0.0-8.0■ inactive
NovelTea Tinsentertainmenttag-overlap83%35.2-4.8● live
Playing Artsentertainmenttag-overlap83%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 13:26Z200retropatents.comcloudflare2443alive
2026-08-14 12:23Z200retropatents.comcloudflare2335alive
2026-08-09 19:06Z200retropatents.comcloudflare2950alive
2026-08-08 04:10Z200retropatents.comcloudflare3176alive
2026-07-31 15:09Z200retropatents.comcloudflare3490alive
2026-07-26 17:03Z200retropatents.comcloudflare3822alive
2026-07-18 13:48Z429retropatents.comcloudflare2461unknown
2026-07-13 13:35Z200retropatents.comcloudflare3590alive
2026-07-04 15:41Z200retropatents.comcloudflare2260alive
2026-07-03 00:20Z200retropatents.comcloudflare2226alive
2026-06-24 10:36Z200retropatents.comcloudflare2426alive
2026-06-22 13:05Z200retropatents.comcloudflare2447alive
2026-06-21 10:27Z200retropatents.comcloudflare2660alive
2026-06-20 00:30Z200retropatents.comcloudflare2472alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Retro Patents 2.0 · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/retro-patents-2-0 · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.