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Seven Promises

Ecommerce — Buy Wedding Cards Online [Card Games, User Experience, Tech]
EcommerceAnyone can copy thissaasest. 2016
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 0.0 · 1/4
0.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
5
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 17 probesavg response 1544 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
sevenpromises.com
edge
direct origin
server
ip-10-123-124-158.ec2.internal
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Seven Promises's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it inactive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 5 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
My Hydro by Hydro Flaskecommercesimilar100%15.30.0— unverified
Anomalieecommercesimilar83%8.00.0— unverified
Canvas Eyewearecommercesimilar83%8.00.0— unverified
Son of a Tailorecommercesimilar83%45.00.0● live
Joybirdecommercesimilar83%47.40.0● live
Only Saltecommercesimilar80%40.00.0● live
HIVE HOSTsecuritytag-overlap80%8.00.0— unverified
Snapsuitsecommercesimilar80%8.00.0— unverified

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelsaas
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 14:37Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-124-158.ec2.internal570parked
2026-08-17 14:07Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-125-9.ec2.internal1722parked
2026-08-10 00:30Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-125-102.ec2.internal142parked
2026-08-08 05:05Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-125-9.ec2.internal732parked
2026-07-31 16:02Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-124-140.ec2.internal508parked
2026-07-26 17:56Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-125-175.ec2.internal5628parked
2026-07-18 14:40Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-124-17.ec2.internal6531parked
2026-07-04 16:36Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-125-112.ec2.internal1313parked
2026-07-03 01:14Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-125-118.ec2.internal1400parked
2026-06-23 13:21Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-124-219.ec2.internal258parked
2026-06-21 21:39Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-125-179.ec2.internal1164parked
2026-06-20 19:46Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-124-85.ec2.internal1124parked
2026-06-19 13:26Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-124-85.ec2.internal240parked
2026-06-18 12:40Z200sevenpromises.comip-10-123-124-230.ec2.internal288parked
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Seven Promises · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/seven-promises · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.