Shark Orgasm

Ecommerce — A digital art NFT created as the artist's first entry into Web3 creative markets

EcommerceAnyone can copy thismarketplace

● Verified live

Verdict from HTTP liveness real

last probed Aug 27, 2026

Pulse 40.0 · 1/4

40.0

Pulse Index

1/4 families · real

-0.9

30-day Δ

pulse momentum · real

HTTP probes

liveness history · real

Functional tags

observed attributes · real

Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 34 observations. Pulse momentum is negative over 30 days (-0.9) — observed activity is receding.

HTTP liveness

real

34 probes · Jun 16, 2026 → Aug 27, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only

Liveness probereal

alive in 100% of 34 probesavg response 935 ms

Developer tractionchecked · none

No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.

Press & sentimentreal

“Hark raises $700M Series A for its secretive “universal” AI interface”

TechCrunch · May 21 · importance 4/5 · 1 tracked mention

Web footprintreal

resolved host
opensea.ioedge
behind Cloudflareserver
cloudflareTranco rank
unranked

Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Shark Orgasm's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 27, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 1 tracked press mention, 6 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity

Company	Basis	Overlap	Pulse	30d Δ	Status
The Parative Projectecommerce	similar	100%	40.0	0.0	● live
SINGULARTecommerce	similar	100%	48.3	0.0	● live
Come Homeentertainment	tag-overlap	100%	40.0	+2.4	● live
Unsplash Storeecommerce	similar	100%	8.0	0.0	— unverified
Cupickecommerce	similar	100%	40.0	0.0	● live
GlobalComix - Monetized Comics Publishingecommerce	similar	100%	47.5	0.0	● live
ArtCorgiecommerce	similar	100%	8.4	-0.8	— unverified
VitalikWEARSecommerce	similar	100%	8.0	0.0	— unverified

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes

Business modelmarketplace

Liveness tieractive

Competitive alternativesnone linked

Open sourceNo

Public APINo

Free tierNo

Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

real

1 disclosed funding round on record. See the full cap table on the product profile →

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes

PROBED	HTTP	ORIGIN → RESOLVED	SERVER	MS	VERDICT
2026-08-27 18:10Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	667	alive
2026-08-26 09:41Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	934	alive
2026-08-19 14:02Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	352	alive
2026-08-11 00:37Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	1882	alive
2026-08-08 06:30Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	568	alive
2026-08-05 18:50Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	1854	alive
2026-07-30 18:04Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	976	alive
2026-07-23 09:25Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	667	alive
2026-07-22 09:28Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	775	alive
2026-07-21 09:29Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	564	alive
2026-07-20 09:57Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	1240	alive
2026-07-19 09:08Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	1242	alive
2026-07-18 08:48Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	475	alive
2026-07-17 09:10Z	200	opensea.io	cloudflare	895	alive

Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.

Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Shark Orgasm · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/shark-orgasm · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.