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Shark Orgasm

Ecommerce — A digital art NFT created as the artist's first entry into Web3 creative markets
Ecommercemarketplace
▲ Rising
Category standing real
61th pctl · Ecommerce
30.0
Signal score
0–100 composite · real
#710
Category rank
of 5,171 · real
68th
Universe percentile
vs 79,105 modeled · real
47%
Mortality P(dead)
model est. · model est.

Signal trajectory

real

Signal 13.216.8 across 162 readings (+3.6). Composite of press, GitHub velocity, community heat, liveness and funding.

Cross-sectional profile

percentile rank vs 79,105 modeled products
Signal (universe) real
68
Signal (category) real
61
Profile maturity real
67
Tag breadth real
64
Network position sparse
0
Press footprint sparse
99

Percentiles computed over the modeled cohort (embedding + signal + tags). Sparse dimensions — network and press — reflect that most products have zero, so a single edge or mention lifts the rank; read those with the coverage flag.

Mortality outlook

model estimate
47%
P(inactive)
Moderate risk
Higher risk than 45% of the universe.

This is a model estimate, not a verdict. 78,505 of the 79,105 modeled products are unlabeled and scored by the model only.

  • LightGBM · binary mortality (dead vs surviving)
  • Held-out AUC 0.71 · CV AUC 0.79 ± 0.05 · Brier 0.21
  • Trained on 600 verified labels (150 dead / 450 surviving)
  • Leakage-guarded: excludes status, discontinued_year, profile_maturity
  • Top drivers: tag breadth, signal, vintage, liveness, business model

n=600 is thin → 95% CI on AUC ≈ ±0.10. Treat as a directional signal, not a calibrated probability.

Analyst read

generated from the metrics above · no external narrative

Shark Orgasm sits in the 68th percentile of Launch Sentinel's 79,105-product universe by signal, ranked #710 of 5,171 in Ecommerce. The mortality model puts its probability of going inactive at 47% — a model estimate with a wide confidence band. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags. Signal momentum is positive (WoW +17.5).

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisSignalP(dead)
Cointemporaryecommercesimilar15.791%
Crypto All-Stars Trading Cardsentertainmenttag-overlap15.734%
Endless Summer Art & Designecommercesimilar15.773%
Dickto Clubothertag-overlap30.011%
Picfairecommercesimilar18.677%
Tapsnappecommercesimilar25.788%
ArtSocketecommercesimilar15.769%
Sticker Mule Marketplaceecommercesimilar18.677%

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Signal & P(dead) are real / model.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelmarketplace
Liveness tieractive
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

real

1 disclosed funding round on record. See the full cap table on the product profile →