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Shit VCs say

Entertainment — A quiz game about the crazy things that VCs say [iOS, Funny Games, Venture Capital]
Entertainmentest. 2016
— Unverified
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 26, 2026
Pulse 0.0 · 1/4
0.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
18
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Liveness is unverified — no conclusive probe observation exists for the recorded URL. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
18 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 26, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 18 probesavg response 2373 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
edge
direct origin
server
not reported
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Shit VCs say's site could not be verifiably probed when we last probed it on Aug 26, 2026, so its status is unverified — we do not guess. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
My Ultimate Success Tipsproductivitytag-overlap100%8.0-22.4— unverified
CheeryPlanproductivitytag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
One Dashboardproductivitytag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Café Wifi Search 🔍traveltag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Tsufeeproductivitytag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Bnomadproductivitytag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
block memoproductivitytag-overlap100%6.10.0■ inactive
Productivity Gameproductivitytag-overlap100%16.00.0→ redirected

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-26 10:13Z10003timeout
2026-08-18 13:06Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51435dead_404
2026-08-11 00:04Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/53132dead_404
2026-08-08 05:53Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/52382dead_404
2026-08-05 18:15Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51335dead_404
2026-07-30 17:29Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51158dead_404
2026-07-18 15:24Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/53265dead_404
2026-07-16 09:34Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51942dead_404
2026-07-09 10:56Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51720dead_404
2026-07-04 04:09Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51500dead_404
2026-06-23 13:33Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51542dead_404
2026-06-21 21:49Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51203dead_404
2026-06-20 19:57Z404itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51043dead_404
2026-06-19 15:11Z429itunes.apple.com → apps.apple.comdaiquiri/51559unknown
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Shit VCs say · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/shit-vcs-say · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.