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SmartyPans

Health — Cook what you want, track what you eat [Android, iOS, iPad]
Healthest. 2015
→ Redirected
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 26, 2026
Pulse 16.0 · 1/4
16.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
-19.2
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

The recorded URL now redirects offsite — often an acquisition, rebrand, or wind-down; the destination is recorded in the telemetry below. Pulse momentum is negative over 30 days (-19.2) — observed activity is receding. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 26, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 24% of 17 probesavg response 1813 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
belovedeverything.com
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

SmartyPans's listed URL redirected off its original domain (to https://belovedeverything.com/) when we last probed it on Aug 26, 2026 — we mark it redirected, not dead. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Simple Scalehealthsimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
ComFort trackerhealthsimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Forbes newsbot on Telegramentertainmenttag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Lydia 6.0financetag-overlap100%13.7-8.0→ redirected
Wooofentertainmenttag-overlap100%42.5+32.0● live
Remote-Liteproductivitytag-overlap100%40.00.0— unverified
Rememory - storage of happinessproductivitytag-overlap100%0.00.0■ inactive
Doormanproductivitytag-overlap100%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierunknown
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-26 12:11Z200smartypans.io → belovedeverything.comcloudflare1434redirected_offsite
2026-08-18 13:20Z200smartypans.io → beatgp.comcloudflare1137redirected_offsite
2026-08-11 00:16Z200smartypans.io → xoilachd-affcup2026d.livecloudflare1396redirected_offsite
2026-08-08 06:07Z200smartypans.io → btfd.iocloudflare1454redirected_offsite
2026-08-05 18:28Z200smartypans.io → xoilachd-affcup2026b.livecloudflare2042redirected_offsite
2026-07-30 17:42Z200smartypans.iocloudflare752alive
2026-07-18 15:36Z200smartypans.ionginx/1.28.3 (Ubuntu)1050alive
2026-07-16 09:48Z200smartypans.ionginx/1.28.3 (Ubuntu)596alive
2026-07-10 10:36Z200smartypans.ionginx/1.28.3 (Ubuntu)797alive
2026-07-04 09:26Z10000timeout
2026-06-23 13:44Z412unknown
2026-06-21 22:02Z683unknown
2026-06-20 20:09Z636unknown
2026-06-19 16:49Z200smartypans.io → smartypans.aiVercel2992redirected_offsite
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · SmartyPans · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/smartypans · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.