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Soma

Hardware — Say bye to Brita
Hardwarehardware-salesest. 2014
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 19, 2026
Pulse 2.3 · 2/4
2.3
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
16
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
16 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 19, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 16 probesavg response 1534 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
drinksoma.com
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
#1,591,773
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Soma's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 19, 2026, so we mark it inactive. Its Pulse Index is 2.3 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Summer Slapshardwaresimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Bruvelohardwaresimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Impossible Burgerhealthtag-overlap100%47.60.0● live
inChargehardwaresimilar100%16.0+8.0→ redirected
µPeekhardwaresimilar100%0.00.0● live
KABLAMhardwaresimilar100%30.4+22.4● live
The Pip: Train your mind to manage stresshealthtag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
OMsignalhardwaresimilar100%— unverified

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelhardware-sales
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-19 14:59Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare1316dead_404
2026-08-11 14:11Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare406dead_404
2026-08-08 23:51Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare312dead_404
2026-08-05 19:44Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare764dead_404
2026-07-30 19:00Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare688dead_404
2026-07-26 15:41Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare689dead_404
2026-07-18 12:27Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare1676dead_404
2026-07-12 09:43Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare6285dead_404
2026-07-04 13:45Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare999dead_404
2026-06-23 14:56Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare2378dead_404
2026-06-21 18:00Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare305dead_404
2026-06-21 18:00Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare2772dead_404
2026-06-20 07:24Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare1439dead_404
2026-06-19 05:51Z404drinksoma.comcloudflare1447dead_404
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Soma · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/soma · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.