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Square Hearts

Ecommerce — THE BEST FASHION BOX SUBSCRIPTION [Fashion, Tech]
Ecommercesubscriptionest. 2016
— Unverified
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 26, 2026
Pulse 8.0 · 1/4
8.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Liveness is unverified — no conclusive probe observation exists for the recorded URL. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 26, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 41% of 17 probesavg response 1692 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
edge
direct origin
server
not reported
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Square Hearts's site could not be verifiably probed when we last probed it on Aug 26, 2026, so its status is unverified — we do not guess. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Kwiketoecommercesimilar100%40.0+32.0● live
AdvoCare One/80healthtag-overlap100%14.20.0— unverified
GreenChefecommercesimilar100%47.10.0● live
Wohvenecommercesimilar100%40.0+32.0● live
CityTPecommercesimilar100%— unverified
THE PRIMP CLUB - Men's Skin Needs Love Toohealthtag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
RamenPakecommercesimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Rdio Year in Musicentertainmenttag-overlap100%14.70.0— unverified

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelsubscription
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-26 10:03Z1578unknown
2026-08-18 12:56Z764unknown
2026-08-10 01:07Z1012unknown
2026-08-08 05:43Z10000timeout
2026-08-05 18:06Z929unknown
2026-07-30 17:19Z294unknown
2026-07-18 15:15Z734unknown
2026-07-16 09:24Z459unknown
2026-07-09 10:46Z753unknown
2026-07-04 03:59Z1033unknown
2026-06-23 13:24Z200squarehearts.comParking/1.01088alive
2026-06-21 21:41Z200squarehearts.comParking/1.01069alive
2026-06-20 19:48Z200squarehearts.comParking/1.02689alive
2026-06-19 13:29Z200squarehearts.comParking/1.01290alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Square Hearts · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/square-hearts · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.