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Stir Kinetic M1

Hardware — The world's smartest standing desk, now $1,200 cheaper [Standing Desks, Tech]
Hardwarehardware-salesest. 2015
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 28, 2026
Pulse 2.6 · 2/4
2.6
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
7
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 28, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 17 probesavg response 2117 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
stirworks.com
edge
direct origin
server
Pepyaka
Tranco rank
#1,878,124
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Stir Kinetic M1's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 28, 2026, so we mark it inactive. Its Pulse Index is 2.6 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 7 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
λ Chair by Autonomoushardwaresimilar100%30.4+22.4● live
W Chairhardwaresimilar100%40.00.0● live
Fluidstancehardwaresimilar100%42.9+24.0● live
FlexiSpot Standing Deskshardwaresimilar100%0.0-30.4■ inactive
Autonomous Sit-to-Stand Deskhardwaresimilar100%40.00.0● live
BusyLightshardwaresimilar100%40.0+7.2● live
StorkStand 2.0hardwaresimilar100%32.8+24.8● live
Herman Miller Launches New Aeron® Chairhardwaresimilar100%48.8+9.6● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelhardware-sales
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-28 00:33Z404stirworks.comPepyaka1335dead_404
2026-08-19 14:28Z404stirworks.comPepyaka1379dead_404
2026-08-11 01:01Z404stirworks.comPepyaka1903dead_404
2026-08-08 06:58Z404stirworks.comPepyaka1769dead_404
2026-08-05 19:15Z404stirworks.comPepyaka2352dead_404
2026-07-30 18:29Z404stirworks.comPepyaka2124dead_404
2026-07-23 09:57Z404stirworks.comPepyaka1888dead_404
2026-07-18 09:06Z404stirworks.comPepyaka2517dead_404
2026-07-11 09:19Z404stirworks.comPepyaka4984dead_404
2026-07-04 13:14Z404stirworks.comPepyaka1996dead_404
2026-06-23 14:23Z404stirworks.comPepyaka1523dead_404
2026-06-21 17:28Z404stirworks.comPepyaka1890dead_404
2026-06-21 17:28Z404stirworks.comPepyaka1457dead_404
2026-06-20 06:50Z404stirworks.comPepyaka2519dead_404
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Stir Kinetic M1 · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/stir-kinetic-m1 · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.