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StupidChat

Entertainment — Chat, Connect & Express your true self anonymously
EntertainmentWeak defense · network effects (weak)est. 2017
■ Inactive
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 0.0 · 1/4
0.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
19
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
7
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Observed dead: the site no longer answers as a live product. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
19 probes · Jun 12, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 19 probesavg response 406 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
play.google.com
edge
direct origin
server
ESF
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

StupidChat's site returned a hard-dead response when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it inactive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 7 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Poncho Bot 2.0ai-toolstag-overlap86%0.00.0■ inactive
Weatherbot for Telegramcommunicationtag-overlap86%42.5+9.6● live
GGP Alexa Skillentertainmentsimilar86%3.50.0■ inactive
FaceCatcommunicationtag-overlap75%8.00.0— unverified
Kindlycommunicationtag-overlap75%— unverified
Hacker News for Messengerentertainmentsimilar71%8.00.0— unverified
SelenaBotai-toolstag-overlap71%16.00.0→ redirected
Christina Milian on Messengerai-toolstag-overlap71%16.00.0→ redirected

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tiersunset
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 13:34Z404play.google.comESF194dead_404
2026-08-17 13:17Z404play.google.comESF149dead_404
2026-08-09 19:13Z404play.google.comESF985dead_404
2026-08-08 04:17Z404play.google.comESF123dead_404
2026-07-31 15:16Z404play.google.comESF818dead_404
2026-07-26 17:10Z404play.google.comESF66dead_404
2026-07-18 13:54Z404play.google.comESF34dead_404
2026-07-13 13:42Z404play.google.comESF941dead_404
2026-07-04 15:48Z404play.google.comESF149dead_404
2026-07-03 00:27Z404play.google.comESF548dead_404
2026-06-24 13:23Z404play.google.comESF535dead_404
2026-06-23 10:40Z404play.google.comESF649dead_404
2026-06-21 16:48Z404play.google.comESF445dead_404
2026-06-20 10:59Z404play.google.comESF50dead_404
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · StupidChat · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/stupidchat · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.