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The Coolest Cooler

Hardware — Bring the party with a cooler that's cooler
Hardwareest. 2017
— Unverified
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 9.3 · 2/4
9.3
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
18
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
4
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Liveness is unverified — no conclusive probe observation exists for the recorded URL. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days.

HTTP liveness

real
18 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 56% of 18 probesavg response 706 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
edge
direct origin
server
not reported
Tranco rank
#2,282,169
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

The Coolest Cooler's site could not be verifiably probed when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so its status is unverified — we do not guess. Its Pulse Index is 9.3 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 4 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Lavender Soap Made with Essential Oilhealthtag-overlap100%42.2+32.0● live
RANGER RIDGE 1OZ BEARD OILothertag-overlap100%40.0+32.0● live
Lenovo Yoga Tab 13hardwaresimilar100%8.3-0.8— unverified
SlimFold Wallethardwaresimilar100%40.0+32.0● live
Bios Urnothertag-overlap100%42.8+9.6● live
Cat Amazinghealthtag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
(MOPHIE)RED Powerstation Plushardwaresimilar100%40.00.0● live
Tamagotchigamingtag-overlap100%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 13:58Z212unknown
2026-08-17 13:40Z871unknown
2026-08-09 19:35Z1213unknown
2026-08-08 04:40Z194unknown
2026-07-31 15:38Z953unknown
2026-07-26 17:32Z150unknown
2026-07-18 14:16Z486unknown
2026-07-13 14:04Z1855unknown
2026-07-04 16:11Z200coolest.comopenresty/1.29.2.5688alive
2026-07-03 00:49Z200coolest.comopenresty/1.29.2.5790alive
2026-06-24 13:46Z200coolest.comopenresty/1.29.2.5833alive
2026-06-23 12:57Z200coolest.comopenresty/1.29.2.5148alive
2026-06-21 21:16Z200coolest.comopenresty/1.27.1.2759alive
2026-06-20 19:22Z200coolest.comopenresty/1.27.1.2738alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · The Coolest Cooler · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/the-coolest-cooler · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.