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The user is drunk

Developer Tools — Hire a drunk person to test your website's usability
Developer Toolssaasest. 2015
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 28, 2026
Pulse 41.0 · 2/4
41.0
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
17
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
5
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 17 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days.

HTTP liveness

real
17 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 28, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 17 probesavg response 2382 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
theuserisdrunk.com
edge
direct origin
server
Netlify
Tranco rank
#3,108,064
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

The user is drunk's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 28, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. Its Pulse Index is 41.0 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 5 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Tailwind UIdev-toolssimilar83%22.50.0→ redirected
Corporate UI Dashboard Prodev-toolssimilar83%40.00.0● live
The UI Auditdesigntag-overlap80%32.8+2.4● live
SDG Leadsmarketingtag-overlap80%8.00.0— unverified
Engineer Printsothertag-overlap80%16.00.0→ redirected
It's time to change your 404 Error page!!! HUGE 404 is Premium, stylish and responsive 404 & maintenance themedesigntag-overlap80%40.00.0● live
Build A Saas App In Rails 6 Bookeducationtag-overlap80%40.0+7.2● live
LECTRON: DDoS Defense for Game Serverssecuritytag-overlap80%16.00.0→ redirected

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelsaas
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-28 00:26Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify2284alive
2026-08-19 14:21Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify1840alive
2026-08-11 00:55Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify2665alive
2026-08-08 06:50Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify2617alive
2026-08-05 19:08Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify3122alive
2026-07-30 18:23Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify1955alive
2026-07-23 09:48Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify2391alive
2026-07-18 08:57Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify1513alive
2026-07-11 09:10Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify4843alive
2026-07-04 13:07Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify2081alive
2026-06-23 14:15Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify1840alive
2026-06-21 17:20Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify1704alive
2026-06-21 17:20Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify1659alive
2026-06-20 05:10Z200theuserisdrunk.comNetlify2831alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · The user is drunk · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/the-user-is-drunk · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.