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Treasonous Holiday Cookie Stamps

Other — (Anti) Trump-themed cookie stamps [Home, Cooking]
Otherest. 2017
→ Redirected
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 16.0 · 1/4
16.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
+8.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
21
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

The recorded URL now redirects offsite — often an acquisition, rebrand, or wind-down; the destination is recorded in the telemetry below. Pulse momentum is positive over 30 days (+8.0). Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
21 probes · Jun 11, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 0% of 21 probesavg response 2971 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
me.lol
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Treasonous Holiday Cookie Stamps's listed URL redirected off its original domain (to https://me.lol/products/put-it-on-a-free-shirt?domain=treason.lol&sig=8a2819f0284c9bf7e144a2b424c7e26e124b050b0be02cbc7b8fc6e62853864a&utm_campaign=treason.lol) when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026 — we mark it redirected, not dead. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Amazon Dashecommercetag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Control Alt Deceitentertainmenttag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
CASTLEBEARD LOGO PRINT ECO HOODIEothersimilar100%40.0+32.0● live
(APPLE)RED iPhone 7 Leather Casehardwaretag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Emoji Pool Floatiesothersimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Casetify RED iPhone 7 Casehardwaretag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Ultimate Spatula by GIR (Get it Right)hardwaretag-overlap100%8.00.0— unverified
Butter Vegan Infused Olive Oilhealthtag-overlap100%40.0+32.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierunknown
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 13:22Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare1669redirected_offsite
2026-08-13 13:53Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare1596redirected_offsite
2026-08-09 19:02Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare2314redirected_offsite
2026-08-08 04:05Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare1963redirected_offsite
2026-07-30 20:18Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare1557redirected_offsite
2026-07-26 16:59Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare1853redirected_offsite
2026-07-18 13:44Z10011timeout
2026-07-13 13:32Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare3815redirected_offsite
2026-07-04 15:37Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare3016redirected_offsite
2026-07-03 00:16Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare3619redirected_offsite
2026-06-24 10:30Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare2854redirected_offsite
2026-06-22 12:59Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare2018redirected_offsite
2026-06-21 00:35Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare2590redirected_offsite
2026-06-20 00:25Z200treason.lol → me.lolcloudflare2722redirected_offsite
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Treasonous Holiday Cookie Stamps · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/treasonous-holiday-cookie-stamps · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.