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We Don't Have Cookies: Jason Goes To The Dentist

Entertainment — Guest: Pandy Kaufman, Segs: Eugene Mirman & Epic Rap Battles [Funny]
Entertainmentest. 2016
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 40.0 · 1/4
40.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
19
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 19 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
19 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 19 probesavg response 2460 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
content.libsyn.com
edge
direct origin
server
AmazonS3
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

We Don't Have Cookies: Jason Goes To The Dentist's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Dudes of Disruption Ep 9 - Having Real Conversations. Like Really.entertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
StarTalk Radio - A Conversation with Edward Snowden (Part 1)entertainmentsimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
This Week in Startups ep 607 - Ecommerce Episodeentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
The Art of Charm - Russ Roberts | How Adam Smith Can Change Your Life (Episode 489)entertainmentsimilar100%45.20.0● live
Chat With Traders – Alex, @AT09_Traderentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
The Moth - Kimya Dawson & Kevin Haas: Halloween Storiesentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
No Beer Left Behind - Episode 2: Staring 30 Right in the Faceentertainmentsimilar100%16.00.0→ redirected
Upvoted by reddit - 007: Double Dick Dudeentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 14:20Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS35918alive
2026-08-17 13:58Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32666alive
2026-08-10 00:23Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31945alive
2026-08-08 04:58Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS33325alive
2026-07-31 15:55Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32425alive
2026-07-26 17:49Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32016alive
2026-07-18 14:32Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32017alive
2026-07-14 09:24Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS33007alive
2026-07-04 16:28Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31874alive
2026-07-03 01:06Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31863alive
2026-06-24 14:04Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32175alive
2026-06-23 13:14Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31911alive
2026-06-21 21:32Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31637alive
2026-06-20 19:38Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31667alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · We Don't Have Cookies: Jason Goes To The Dentist · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/we-don-t-have-cookies-jason-goes-to-the-dentist · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.