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We Don't Have Cookies: Jason Love Tacos

Entertainment — Jason tells hilarious stories from his previous jobs [Funny, News]
Entertainmentest. 2017
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 40.0 · 1/4
40.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
18
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 18 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
18 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 18 probesavg response 2239 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
content.libsyn.com
edge
direct origin
server
AmazonS3
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

We Don't Have Cookies: Jason Love Tacos's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Re/code Decode - LinkedIn CEO Jeff Weinerentertainmentsimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
The James Altucher Show - Steve Caseentertainmentsimilar100%40.0+9.6● live
Ride the Lightning - 9: 'Twas the Night Before Model X...entertainmentsimilar100%40.0+32.0— unverified
Radiolab - Translationentertainmentsimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
99% Invisible - 66: Kowloon Walled Cityentertainmentsimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Coruscant Pulse - 29: Star Wars News Roundupentertainmentsimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
Hidden Brain: Update: #AirbnbWhileBlackentertainmentsimilar100%8.0+8.0— unverified
Re/code Decode - Shyp CEO, Kevin Gibbonentertainmentsimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 14:06Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31388alive
2026-08-17 13:47Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31698alive
2026-08-10 00:13Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31335alive
2026-08-08 04:47Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31619alive
2026-07-31 15:45Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32027alive
2026-07-26 17:39Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31826alive
2026-07-18 14:23Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32244alive
2026-07-14 09:13Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32270alive
2026-07-04 16:17Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32404alive
2026-07-03 00:56Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS34604alive
2026-06-24 13:53Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS33631alive
2026-06-23 13:04Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31934alive
2026-06-21 21:23Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32053alive
2026-06-20 19:28Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32315alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · We Don't Have Cookies: Jason Love Tacos · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/we-don-t-have-cookies-jason-love-tacos · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.