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We Don't Have Cookies: Semi Funny

Entertainment — Comedian Gary Henry talks about comedy and more!
Entertainmentest. 2017
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 40.0 · 1/4
40.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
18
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 18 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
18 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 18 probesavg response 1640 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
content.libsyn.com
edge
direct origin
server
AmazonS3
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

We Don't Have Cookies: Semi Funny's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Writers Who Don't Write Episode 18: Tanwi Nandini Islamentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
Rearranging Deck Chairs on the Titanicentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
Isometricentertainmentsimilar100%35.2-4.8● live
We Dont Have Cookies: Cheap Thrills with comedian Mama Kateentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
Writers Who Don't Write Episode 01: Matt Gallagherentertainmentsimilar100%37.6+4.8■ inactive
You Made It Weirdentertainmentsimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
EP42 – 'Accelerate when you Need to' Masoom Minawala Founder of Style Fiesta, from Mumbai, India.educationtag-overlap100%16.00.0→ redirected
Anna Faris is Unqualified - Jason Mantzoukasentertainmentsimilar100%16.00.0→ redirected

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 14:07Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31737alive
2026-08-17 13:49Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31657alive
2026-08-10 00:14Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31457alive
2026-08-08 04:49Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31649alive
2026-07-31 15:47Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31393alive
2026-07-26 17:41Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31279alive
2026-07-18 14:24Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31560alive
2026-07-14 09:15Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31847alive
2026-07-04 16:19Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31689alive
2026-07-03 00:57Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31903alive
2026-06-24 13:55Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31920alive
2026-06-23 13:06Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31575alive
2026-06-21 21:24Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31684alive
2026-06-20 19:30Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31614alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · We Don't Have Cookies: Semi Funny · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/we-don-t-have-cookies-semi-funny · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.