LSLaunch SentinelReports
Early access — every report is free right now.
Home / Reports / We Don't Have Cookies: The Reason Why I Got Shot Is...
W
VC Intelligence Report

We Don't Have Cookies: The Reason Why I Got Shot Is...

Entertainment — Comedian Lonnie Black tells and unbelievable story! [Funny]
Entertainmentmediaest. 2016
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 40.0 · 1/4
40.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
19
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
3
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 19 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
19 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 19 probesavg response 1680 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
content.libsyn.com
edge
direct origin
server
AmazonS3
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

We Don't Have Cookies: The Reason Why I Got Shot Is...'s listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 3 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
The @VRScout Report Ep. 46: Weekly VR/AR News Wrapupentertainmentsimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
NIN Drive v2.0entertainmentsimilar100%40.0+32.0● live
Octal FM - 001 - Hero Mode activatedentertainmentsimilar100%8.00.0— unverified
Foundr Podcast 88: David Cancel of Driftentertainmentsimilar100%16.00.0→ redirected
The One You Feed - Manoush Zomorodientertainmentsimilar100%41.60.0● live
Socialmistentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
Jordan, Jesse, GO! Episode 398: Amateur Stepdad with Elizabeth Gilbertentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
The Drunk Web Podcast - Patrick Mowrerentertainmentsimilar100%40.0+9.6— unverified

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelmedia
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 14:31Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS36181alive
2026-08-17 14:03Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31793alive
2026-08-10 00:27Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31090alive
2026-08-08 05:01Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31921alive
2026-07-31 15:59Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31442alive
2026-07-26 17:52Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS3886alive
2026-07-18 14:36Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS3219alive
2026-07-14 09:29Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31654alive
2026-07-04 16:32Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS3271alive
2026-07-03 01:10Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31557alive
2026-06-24 14:08Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32035alive
2026-06-23 13:18Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31560alive
2026-06-21 21:35Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31677alive
2026-06-20 19:42Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31236alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · We Don't Have Cookies: The Reason Why I Got Shot Is... · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/we-don-t-have-cookies-the-reason-why-i-got-shot-is · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.