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We Dont Have Cookies: Not Making It with comedian Mike Canestaro

Entertainment — He talks about comedy, booking shows & his upcoming novel [Funny]
Entertainmentest. 2016
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 40.0 · 1/4
40.0
Pulse Index
1/4 families · real
0.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
18
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
5
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 18 observations. Pulse has been flat over the last 30 days. Observation is liveness-only: no tracked press, repository, or traffic rank — existence is confirmed, momentum is unobserved.

HTTP liveness

real
18 probes · Jun 16, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 1 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 100% of 18 probesavg response 1588 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
content.libsyn.com
edge
direct origin
server
AmazonS3
Tranco rank
unranked
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

We Dont Have Cookies: Not Making It with comedian Mike Canestaro's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. It has fewer than two observed signal families, so no Pulse Index is composed — the evidence strip shows what is and isn’t present. Observed footprint: 5 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Console.fm - Artisan 009entertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
Beyond Yacht Rockentertainmentsimilar100%40.0+9.6● live
Stockholm Tech - 004 Tomas Rudenstam @ Foyenentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live
Meetings Podcast - 5 Corporate Event Blunders to watch out forentertainmentsimilar100%0.00.0■ inactive
You Are Listening Toentertainmentsimilar100%42.1+32.0● live
Hype Machine: Zeitgeist 2015entertainmentsimilar100%47.30.0● live
Seedcamp Podcastentertainmentsimilar100%21.90.0→ redirected
Here's The Thing - Ellie Kemper Gets Brain Freeze with Alec Baldwinentertainmentsimilar100%40.00.0● live

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelunknown
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 14:36Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31738alive
2026-08-17 14:07Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS33002alive
2026-08-10 00:30Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31310alive
2026-08-08 05:05Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31911alive
2026-07-31 16:02Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS3953alive
2026-07-26 17:56Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31242alive
2026-07-18 14:39Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31899alive
2026-07-14 09:34Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS32732alive
2026-07-04 16:35Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31690alive
2026-07-03 01:13Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31506alive
2026-06-23 13:21Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS3926alive
2026-06-21 21:38Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31011alive
2026-06-20 19:45Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS3865alive
2026-06-19 13:26Z200traffic.libsyn.com → content.libsyn.comAmazonS31446alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · We Dont Have Cookies: Not Making It with comedian Mike Canestaro · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/we-dont-have-cookies-not-making-it-with-comedian-mike-canestaro · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.