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Who Gives a Crap

Ecommerce — Toilet paper that builds toilets [Home, E-Commerce]
Ecommercesaasest. 2017
● Verified live
Verdict from HTTP liveness real
last probed Aug 24, 2026
Pulse 46.9 · 2/4
46.9
Pulse Index
2/4 families · real
+32.0
30-day Δ
pulse momentum · real
21
HTTP probes
liveness history · real
4
Functional tags
observed attributes · real
Risk read derived from observed signals

Verified live by HTTP probe across 21 observations. Pulse momentum is positive over 30 days (+32.0).

HTTP liveness

real
21 probes · Jun 11, 2026Aug 24, 2026aliveredirecteddeadunverified

Signal telemetry

4 families · 2 observed · observed only
Liveness probereal
alive in 95% of 21 probesavg response 2413 ms
Developer tractionchecked · none
No public repository linked — GitHub signals are not tracked for this product.
Press & sentimentchecked · none
No coverage found in the tracked press corpus. Absence of press is itself a signal at this stage.
Web footprintreal
resolved host
us.whogivesacrap.org
edge
behind Cloudflare
server
cloudflare
Tranco rank
#146,698
Domain age & certificate data not yet collected

Analyst read

generated from the observed metrics above · no external narrative

Who Gives a Crap's listed site resolved live when we last probed it on Aug 24, 2026, so we mark it verified alive. Its Pulse Index is 46.9 of 100, built from 2 of 4 observed signal families. Observed footprint: 4 functional tags. It has no curated competitive-alternative edges yet, so the comparable set below is functional tag-similarity — read it with the confidence flags.

Comparable set

curated alternatives → functional tag-similarity
CompanyBasisOverlapPulse30d ΔStatus
Fildena Medicinehealthtag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
TravelCircustraveltag-overlap100%47.6+9.6— unverified
Glorious Nightshealthtag-overlap100%40.00.0● live
Molluscum contagiosum surgery in Punehealthtag-overlap100%42.70.0● live
MeetEarnestfinancetag-overlap100%16.00.0→ redirected
Tracksmithecommercesimilar100%46.4+9.6● live
Pigeon.lycommunicationtag-overlap100%16.00.0→ redirected
HVMNhealthtag-overlap100%19.3+8.0→ redirected

Confidence reflects source and category coherence: curated = an editorially linked alternative; similar = strong functional tag-overlap in the same category; tag-overlap = shared tags only and may be noisy. Overlap is the shared functional-tag ratio (Jaccard) for tag-matched rows. Pulse is the observed-activity index real and 30d Δ its signed month change; a dash means insufficient observed history, never zero.

Structure

observed attributes
Business modelsaas
Liveness tierquiet
Competitive alternativesnone linked
Open sourceNo
Public APINo
Free tierNo
Enterprise tierNo

Funding & team

not in source

No disclosed funding in our sources. Funding data covers only ~1% of the corpus (462 rounds across 79K products), so absence here is unknown, not zero— we don't estimate a number we can't source.

RAW TELEMETRY last 14 probes
PROBEDHTTPORIGIN → RESOLVEDSERVERMSVERDICT
2026-08-24 13:29Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare4095alive
2026-08-17 13:13Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare3518alive
2026-08-09 19:08Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare2530alive
2026-08-08 04:12Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare2891alive
2026-07-31 15:11Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare3446alive
2026-07-26 17:05Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare2466alive
2026-07-18 13:50Z429us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare2980unknown
2026-07-13 13:38Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare2573alive
2026-07-04 15:44Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare2344alive
2026-07-03 00:22Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare1553alive
2026-06-24 10:39Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare976alive
2026-06-22 13:09Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare1434alive
2026-06-21 10:31Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare1070alive
2026-06-20 00:32Z200us.whogivesacrap.orgcloudflare1906alive
Full redirect chains, response headers, and DNS records are not captured by the current probe.
Launch Sentinel tear sheet · Who Gives a Crap · as of 2026-08-28 · launchsentinel.com/reports/who-gives-a-crap · liveness, pulse and press figures are observed data with provenance shown per panel.