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Personalized FUCK cursing business cards
Sometimes you just want to tell it like it is
verified Jul 13, 2026 · HTTP 200
CohortClass of 2018What it is
Sometimes you just want to tell it like it is... — You have been looking for a long time & here it finally is... Your personalized FUCK business card. You know you’re tired of people’s BS and sometimes you just want to tell them to take a hike – well, FUCK OFF really. This fucking business card is the perfect vehicle to take out your aggression, is cheaper than drinking and a fun gift to boot. [Funny, Marketing]
HTTP liveness
16 probes since Jun 11Jun 11Jul 13
AliveHard-dead (404/5xx/parked)RedirectedUnverified (timeout/DNS/block)
Observed events
probes · press · GitHub- Jun 23, 2026Back onlineAlive · 200 OK
- Jun 22, 2026Probe inconclusiveTimeout
- Jun 16, 2026Back onlineAlive · 200 OK
- Jun 11, 2026First probe — unverifiedTimeout
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Pulse Indexobserved activity
16 probes0 pressGitHub –Tranco –
Not enough observed signals for a Pulse Index (needs 2+ signal families).
Cohort survival · Class of 2018weekly
2,435 products launched in 2018 · 100% still active
2,425 active10 sunset
Still active
100%
Median lifespan
4.9y