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RealityCheck5000
A humorous tool that calculates and displays the number of people worldwide who don't follow you on Instagram by factoring in global population dynamics
last checked Jul 12, 2026 · Unknown
CohortClass of 2026What it is
A humorous tool that calculates and displays the number of people worldwide who don't follow you on Instagram by factoring in global population dynamics. It combines current birth and death rates with your actual follower count to provide an ever-growing reality check on social media reach.
HTTP liveness
9 probes since Jun 16Jun 16Jul 12
AliveHard-dead (404/5xx/parked)RedirectedUnverified (timeout/DNS/block)
Observed events
probes · press · GitHub- Jun 16, 2026First probe — unverifiedUnknown
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Pulse Indexobserved activity
9 probes0 pressGitHub –Tranco –
Not enough observed signals for a Pulse Index (needs 2+ signal families).
Cohort survival · Class of 2026weekly
550 products launched in 2026 · 100% still active
550 active0 sunset
Still active
100%
Median lifespan
4.9y