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Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President
The most 2017 bedtime story of 2017, available now — Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr
last checked Jul 13, 2026 · Unknown
CohortClass of 2017What it is
The most 2017 bedtime story of 2017, available now — Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is a bedtime book for civilized citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Available at all the usual places books are sold. [Funny, Politics, Books]
HTTP liveness
14 probes since Jun 11Jun 11Jul 13
AliveHard-dead (404/5xx/parked)RedirectedUnverified (timeout/DNS/block)
Observed events
probes · press · GitHub- Jun 11, 2026First probe — unverifiedUnknown
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Not enough observed signals for a Pulse Index (needs 2+ signal families).
Cohort survival · Class of 2017weekly
13,497 products launched in 2017 · 100% still active
13,462 active35 sunset
Still active
100%
Median lifespan
4.9y