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The Useless Web

The Useless Web

Take me somewhere

Entertainment·Launched Sep 2014·0 upvotes·theuselessweb.com
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ALIVEverified Jul 15, 2026 · HTTP 200
CohortClass of 2014

What it is

Take me somewhere...useless [Web App, Funny, Tech]

HTTP liveness

19 probes since Jun 16
Jun 16Jul 15
AliveHard-dead (404/5xx/parked)RedirectedUnverified (timeout/DNS/block)

Observed events

probes · press · GitHub
  1. Jul 15, 2026
    Back online
    Alive · 200 OK
  2. Jul 14, 2026
    Probe inconclusive
    Timeout
  3. Jul 11, 2026
    Back online
    Alive · 200 OK
  4. Jul 10, 2026
    Probe inconclusive
    Timeout
  5. Jun 16, 2026
    First probe — live
    Alive · 200 OK

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VitalsQuiet
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Press
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Tags
Pulse Indexobserved activity
152/4 signal families
Liveness40%
0.20
Press30%
no data
GitHub20%
no data
Tranco10%
0.72

Weighted observed activity · updated Jul 15

Cohort survival · Class of 2014weekly

10,235 products launched in 2014 · 99% still active

10,131 active104 sunset
Still active
99%
Median lifespan
4.9y