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Weatherman ☔️
Industrial-strength fiberglass Umbrella that can be tracked
since Jun 11, 2026 · HTTP 200
CohortClass of 2017What it is
Industrial-strength fiberglass Umbrella that can be tracked. — Weatherman is an industrial-strength fiberglass to prevent inverting and breaking. Wind-tunnel tested to withstand gale-force winds up to 55 MPH. Fabric woven with Teflon™ to ensure maximum water repellency. Translation: It holds up. The Weatherman™ app syncs with built-in Bluetooth technology to locate your umbrella. [Tech]
HTTP liveness
14 probes since Jun 11Jun 11Jul 13
AliveHard-dead (404/5xx/parked)RedirectedUnverified (timeout/DNS/block)
Observed events
probes · press · GitHub- Jun 11, 2026First probe — redirectedRedirected offsite
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Pulse Indexobserved activity
14 probes0 pressGitHub –Tranco –
Not enough observed signals for a Pulse Index (needs 2+ signal families).
Cohort survival · Class of 2017weekly
13,497 products launched in 2017 · 100% still active
13,462 active35 sunset
Still active
100%
Median lifespan
4.9y